Dripping No Rules Simpson-style chaos. Sides? Pure money rain—Benjamins exploding out like the table just hit a royal flush on a coke-fueled heater.

This bright, glossy stunner is a fun, entertaining conversation starter. Drop it in the living room, man cave, or office and watch jaws hit the floor: “Is that Maradona on the hundred with the hand of God?!” Perfect unisex statement piece that adds bold personality and instant charm to any space. Guests laugh, stories flow...

We took classic bills and loaded them with absolute icons:

• Jorge El Padrino Washington crossing bricks instead of the Delaware
• Lucky Deuce Jefferson ready to curse or bless your pot
• Alejandro Hamilton, pretty boy, need 10 pesos
• All-In Andy Jackson scalping folders at dawn
• General Unconditional Grant burning souls
• Rotating savage legends – Puff Daddy slick with baby oil, Maximus from Gladiator, Michael “HODLero” Saylor laser-eyeing sats, Muhammad Ali floating and stinging pots, Tony Montana eyes-never-lie, Churchill brass-balling the blitz, Trump making stacks great again, and Ye going full genius loco, 

  Neo dodging folds in the Matrix, Rocky going the distance with every shove, Maradona hand-of-God raising, Honest Abe freeing noses, and Playboy founder Hef sliding in silk with the ultimate playmate stack and bit more...

  • Ships Fully Assembled, Jefe – No tools, no drama. 

  • Lightning-Fast Delivery – Hits your door quicker than a winning streak.

  • Designed & Handmade in the USA – No shortcuts.

  Material: Bulletproof high-gloss laminated vinyl over infinite-edge wood cube—damage-resistant like a true survivor.

  Dimensions: Perfect Narco Cube – 18" Width × 18" Height × 18" Depth. Compact enough to own any room, big enough to bury the competition.

No snitches allowed—this table starts legends and keeps secrets. Grab yours, stack your empire, motivate the crew, and keep winning forever. Only legends apply. Let’s go, carnal!