“Viva México, Güey… Viva Gringo USA"

Straight outta the cartel of cool, Mexico-meets-Gringo narco pattern all over that perfect sky-blue canvas. We’re talkin’ simpson style, lowriders, tequila, tacos, AKs made of piñatas – pure chaotic fun, zero politics, just good vibes and louder-than-your-tía’s house music energy.

Wear ‘em to the gym, the block, the afters, or when you’re smuggling straight swagger across the border of boring fits. Water-resistant so the rain can’t kill your vibe, lightweight like you just crossed the desert with nothing but a dream and a fake mustache.

Why these pants run the streets:

• 100% polyester – built tougher than a narco’s alibi
• Feather-light 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²) – float like a butterfly, sting like a cartel accountant
• Water-resistant fabric – splash through puddles or spilled micheladas, no problemo
• Full mesh lining – stays breathable even when the feds are chasing you (or you’re just doing burpees)
• Relaxed fit – room for quads, quesadillas, and questionable life choices
• Elastic waistband + drawcord – locks in like a border patrol checkpoint
• Elastic ankle cuffs – perfect for stacking over your freshest kicks or Jordans
• Zip pockets – keep your cash, burner phone, or emergency tajín secure
• Sits at the hip – low enough to look dangerous, high enough to stay legal

No time for BS – only good times. Grab yours before ICE or common sense shows up.

¡VIVA MÉXICO, CABRÓN! ¡VIVA GRINGO USA! One love, two flags, zero f*cks. Let’s goooo! 🇲🇽🇺🇸