Foam SMG Replica – Pew Pew Without the Jail Time

Want to look like a total badass without ending up on a government watchlist? Say hello to the Foam SMG Replica — your new best friend for cosplay, LARP battles, film shoots, and tactical shenanigans. It looks like a compact SMG, feels like a stress-relief toy, and won’t get you tackled by mall security.

✅ Specs (a.k.a. the boring but important stuff)

• Length: 13.5" of pure foam fury

• Height: 11" tall, like a short king of props

• Grip: 4" handle for hands big, small, or covered in Cheeto dust

• Material: Lightweight, flexible foam — because you bruise like a peach

• Style: Inspired by modern SMGs, minus the “go to jail” feature

🚀 Why You Need It

• Perfect for cosplay, Deadpool impressions, film sets, or looking cool in the mirror

• Convention safe — won’t scare grandma or security guards

• Light enough to carry all day while you argue about who shot first (it was Han)

⚠️ Legal Mumbo Jumbo
This thing is 100% foam. No pew pew. No bang bang. Just safe, squishy fun. Don’t wave it around in public unless you enjoy awkward chats with law enforcement.

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